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Mr. Zander,
former Green Beret.

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Medal of Honor
recipient.

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CIA operative.

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rmer head
of the Black Cobra
Mercenary Society.

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I thought you would have
been a bigger challenge,

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but what
a disappointment
you are.

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You're beginning
to sound like my father.

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Is there anything you
would like to tell us now?

9
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Yeah.

10
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I want to thank you.

11
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You just saved me 1,500 bucks
in a root canal.

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Heh.

13
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Joke.

14
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Don't misunderstand me.

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I find you very funny,

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but I'm done with you
and your jokes.

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So tell me, Mr. Zander,

18
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do you have
any final words

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before I
remove your head
from your body?

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Yeah, I do.

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Nice leg.

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Aah!
Aah!

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<i> Sayonara, amigos.</i>

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Cut!

25
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Cut! Cut!

26
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Darren, where are you?
Where are you?

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I-Is this how you
take care of me?

28
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It was supposed to be
taken care of.

29
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What happened?

30
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Sorry. It just
malfunctioned.

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My bad, baby.
My bad.

32
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Malfunctioned?
My bad.

33
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Wait. This is smoke.

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How could smoke
not function?

35
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No. We don't use
smoke anymore.

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No, no, no.

37
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No, no.
"Red Rocket" was smoke.

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That was whoosh.
This is different.
This is wheesh.

39
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This is
liquid nitrogen,
new formula,

40
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and it's safe
until it explodes.

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Nitrogen? Are you kidding me?
Yes.

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This is a chemical.
This can't be good
for my body.

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Oh, baby,
you look fabulous.

44
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Yeah, man.
You really do
look fabulous.

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Let's move on to scene 87.
Sorry, boss.

46
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Let's get
the green screen lit.

47
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Let's get Colton
in his new wardrobe.

48
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87? Hold on.
Wait a minute.

49
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Wait a minute.
Darren, I'm not doing 87.

50
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I'm wrapped.
I can't do this.

51
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We have to do scene 87.
I need you

52
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in the scene
with the bugs.

53
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What bugs? I hate bugs.

54
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I can't do a bug movie.
I'm not doing--

55
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It's so funny
that you say that,

56
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because you're
in a bug movie
right now.

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That's what's happening.
I'm in a bug movie?

58
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When did this
become a bug movie?

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It became a bug movie when
the writer put his fingers
on the keyboard.

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Excuse me. I hope she's
a good friend of yours,

61
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because you
just got her fired.

62
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Hit that
with something heavy.

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If I see that
near your face,

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your face is in
the unemployment office.

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What page is there
a bug movie?

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What page?
Did you read the script?

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Yeah, I looked it over.

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What do you mean
you looked it over?

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Did you put it on a coffee table
and look at it,

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or did you read it?
I read most of it, Darren.

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Come on. We're done here.
We're not done.

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We're not done.
Oh, really?

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Look, we're into
four hours of overtime,

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and you promised me
I could take my kid
to see his favorite team.

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You promised me that you
would be a team player
on this shoot,

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that I wouldn't have to put up
with your crap this time.

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I've been
here for 16 hours
choking on smoke.

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How much more
of a team player
do you want?

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Don't walk out that door.
Really?

80
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You're making a mistake.
Really?

81
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Thank you, Amber.

82
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Oh, come on. Get bent.

83
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Don't walk out that door,
Colton.

84
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Okay, you did.
Now don't walk to your car.

85
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Really?
Okay, it's over
for you if you do.

86
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Over? Come on.
Yeah.

87
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We know each other
10 years. We're buddies.

88
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10 years is nothing
in this business.

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I'm done with you.
Oh, come on.

90
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Look, Darren, you know
the only reason

91
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the producers
put me in this

92
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is to put my face
on the video box.

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On a video box?
Did you just time-travel here
from the nineties?

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This is your problem.

95
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You live in a world
of car phones and
fax machines.

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You're living in the past.

97
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"Red Rocket"
was 20 years ago.

98
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"Clown Cops"
was 25 years ago.

99
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You have to realize
I only put you in this move
as a favor to Arni.

100
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I'm making a movie about
giant cockroaches, okay?

101
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It sells itself.
It doesn't need this,
not anymore.

102
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Look, you don't
have to say that.
That's not really nice.

103
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We're friends. Come on.

104
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Not anymore.
I'm done with you.

105
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Come on, Darren.

106
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I'm gonna see you
tomorrow morning.

107
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Not unless I'm down
at the unemployment
office, you won't.

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Okay, bye, Colton.

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Meg, get Arni
on the phone.

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A recent swarm of earthquakes

111
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has been rocking
Southern California.

112
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Dr. Deckert Serbi is here
to talk about what is happening.

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Thank you for spending some time
with us today, Doctor.

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This is Colton.

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You walked off the set?

116
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Are you kidding me
right now?

117
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Are you kidding me,
Arni?

118
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It's a freaking
cockroach movie.

119
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He didn't read the script.

120
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It's what's
being offered.

121
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It's $10,000
for one day's work,

122
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and I had to beg
to get it for you!

123
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Well, you know what?
They can keep
the money, okay?

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You know, I'm looking
for something with
integrity and respect.

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Do you know that word,
Arni? "Respect."

126
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You know, I'm better
than this crap.

127
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No, you're not.

128
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I promised them--

129
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No, I swore to them
you would be a mensch!

130
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Nobody is more menschy
than me. You know that.

131
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Look, I just
bailed you out of jail.

132
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You were five seconds
away from orange is
the new ass in town.

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They kept me four hours
after my day, okay?

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I don't care!

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You owe me money, Colt!

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Just turn your car
around, please,
and go to work!

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Arni, I got another call.

138
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No more bug movies.

139
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Don't you hang up on me!

140
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Don't! Don't!

141
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Mother--Maggie!

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Hi, honey.

143
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Where the hell
are you?

144
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It's nice to hear
your voice, too, sweetheart.

145
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The game starts
in 20 minutes.

146
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Did you forget?

147
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No. Honey,
this is Los Angeles.

148
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Nobody gets to a game
before the fourth inning.

149
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You know that.

150
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Whatever.
I'm out of here.

151
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Uh, he's on--
he's on his way, sweetheart.

152
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I've heard it before.

153
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Wyatt.

154
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Great. He just walked
out of the house.

155
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What's with that kid?

156
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He doesn't listen
anymore.

157
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Tell him the freeway's
a parking lot.

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I'm gonna get there
as soon as I can.

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You know what?
You tell him.

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Colton West is
in the news again.

161
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Why are you
on TV?

162
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According to
law enforcement sources,

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nineties movie star and
action hero Colton West

164
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was booked last night
in Santa Monica

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on charges of aggravated assault
and resisting arrest.

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I guess that's one way to get
yourself back in the public eye.

167
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What kind of trouble
are you in now?

168
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I don't know, honey.
I really don't know.

169
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You know what?
I don't care.

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Goodbye, Colton.

171
00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:02,400
Whoa.
Did you feel that?

172
00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:03,800
Whoa!

173
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,700
We're having an earthquake.

174
00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:07,540
Yeah, honey,
are you okay?

175
00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:09,410
Olivia, are you okay?

176
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Whoa!
You see that?!

177
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Everybody
take cover!

178
00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,830
Aah!

179
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Come on.

180
00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:14,970
Come on. Come on.

181
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Come on, answer.

182
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Answer.

183
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Reports are pouring in
of an unprecedented

184
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geological event
occurring in Los Angeles.

185
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How 'bout biological?

186
00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:47,800
How 'bout volcanic,
you moron?

187
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This is
a freaking apocalypse!

188
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In a follow-up story,
the Malibu bar fight

189
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involving nineties movie star
and action hero, Colton West,

190
00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,150
who was made famous
by his role as the Red Rocket

191
00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:07,760
and made famous the expression,
"Nice" anything.

192
00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,690
Nice nose.

193
00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:10,690
Nice tattoo. Yah!

194
00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:16,030
Nice tentacle.

195
00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,400
Eyewitnesses are now
coming forward

196
00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,700
to say that Colton West
was in fact

197
00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:21,270
trying to be a peacemaker.

198
00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,540
If that in fact is the case,

199
00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:25,680
then this reporter
has one thing to say.

200
00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:27,380
Nice job.

201
00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:30,350
We interrupt this program
to bring you breaking news.

202
00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,120
The earthquakes
that have been shaking

203
00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:34,120
the L.A. basin
the last few minutes

204
00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,620
are in fact tied
to a volcanic eruption

205
00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:40,760
in the Santa Monica Mountains
near the Sepulveda Pass.

206
00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:42,190
Now, this would be

207
00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:45,760
an unprecedented volcanic event
that--Okay.

208
00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:00,140
Why is there
still no Internet?

209
00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,380
Damn it!

210
00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:04,310
You get Colton
on the phone yet?

211
00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,150
No. It keeps going
to voice mail.

212
00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:08,320
You guys
have to see this.

213
00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:10,920
One of my friends
just sent this to me.

214
00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:17,330
Yeah, that's great.

215
00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,230
My kid has
that app, too.

216
00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,430
Take a video
of anything,

217
00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,900
you can nuke it,
alien invade it,

218
00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:23,670
smash it
with a meteor.
What?

219
00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,300
He's already killed
the neighbor's cat
30 times.

220
00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,900
Oh, my God!

221
00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,310
That was a big one,
you guys.

222
00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,640
I think
we should go home.

223
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,640
I think
you're right.

224
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,410
That's a first.

225
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,910
Now!

226
00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:36,180
Okay.

227
00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:37,980
Son of a--

228
00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:47,860
Spiders.
Did the spiders come?

229
00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,430
Have you seen
the spiders?

230
00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:50,830
Why didn't you tell me
about the bar fight?

231
00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,600
The bar--bar fight
was nothing!

232
00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,630
Nothing?
What--

233
00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:55,030
It's all over the news.

234
00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,500
"Colton West
is in trouble again."

235
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,830
Did Arni bail you out?

236
00:10:57,870 --> 00:10:59,170
None of that matters.
Nothing matters.

237
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,300
What matters
is you're okay.

238
00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,970
Thank God, honey,
you're okay.

239
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,870
You're not gonna believe
what I saw.

240
00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:06,880
You're not gonna believe
what's going on
on the freeway.

241
00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:07,880
Where's Wyatt?

242
00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:09,310
He left, remember?

243
00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:10,650
When did he do that?

244
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,980
Of course you
don't remember. He--

245
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,720
You forgot to pick
him up for his game,

246
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,350
so he just walked
out of the house.

247
00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,820
Honey, have you seen
the news?

248
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,820
Yes! You had a bar fight.

249
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,360
Call Wyatt,
and get him back here.

250
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,790
I have been
calling Wyatt,

251
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,230
but of course
he's not picking up.

252
00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:32,170
You know what?
I'm just gonna go teach
my kickboxing class.

253
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,640
You're not
teaching anything.

254
00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:34,870
You're not going anywhere.

255
00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:36,170
Honey, it's not safe
out there.

256
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,340
I don't want you
going anywhere.

257
00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,910
Stop it.
You're scaring me.

258
00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:40,680
All right, I'm sorry!
What do you want from me?

259
00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:42,750
I want you
to talk to me like
a normal human being.

260
00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:43,850
Okay. Okay. Sweetheart,

261
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,520
did you feel
the earthquake?

262
00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:46,580
Yes.

263
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,580
Good! Good!

264
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,750
I felt the earthquake.

265
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,220
It was an earthquake.
Right.

266
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,860
The fifth one this year.

267
00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,890
It's not like it's
the end of the world.

268
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,830
Yes, it is, believe me.
The Santa Monica Mountains

269
00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:58,190
erupted like a volcano.
I was on the freeway,

270
00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,660
and I saw spiders
the size of men

271
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,170
raining on hoods
and spitting fire out
of their mouths.

272
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,400
Fire out of their mouths.

273
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,200
Have you
been drinking again?

274
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,840
No.
You know what?

275
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,370
That's it.
I'm calling
Dr. Hertzberg.

276
00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:10,770
Honey, wait.
No, no, no. Stop it.

277
00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,240
In the car now.
Honey, stop it.

278
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,340
I am not on anything.
I am completely sober.

279
00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,850
I need you
to listen to me.

280
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,110
Sweetheart,
listen to me.

281
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,180
I love you, okay?
I need you to pack

282
00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,250
everything that's
important to us.

283
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,690
I want you to take the dog,

284
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,050
I want you take
your jewelry,

285
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,920
and I want you
to pack everything up,

286
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,590
and you have to listen to me,
and we have to leave here.

287
00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,960
Colton,
we don't have a dog.

288
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,630
Colton! Colton!

289
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,470
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
What is that for?

290
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,270
I'm going to get Wyatt.
Honey, did you call him or not?

291
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,610
Okay, okay.
I was standing here,
talking to you.

292
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,440
He said he was
going to Travis'.

293
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,810
Oh, damn. Then he's probably
downtown riding bikes.

294
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,580
Look, just stay
in the house.

295
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,950
If he comes back,
you keep him here.
You got it?

296
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,650
Circuits are busy.

297
00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:57,090
Well, just keep trying.

298
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,590
And tell everybody
to stay off the freeway.

299
00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:26,920
All right, get this.
Get this.

300
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:27,950
Here he goes.
Here he goes.

301
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,590
Whoo!

302
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,860
Ah, wicked, man!

303
00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,260
Hey, dawg. I didn't
know you were coming.

304
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,800
Glad you could
make it out.

305
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,030
Hey, Jordan.
Sick move, man.

306
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,360
Thanks.
Yeah.

307
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,930
Should have been here
five minutes ago.

308
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,530
Yeah. You should've seen.
My girl was sick.

309
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,040
So are you
riding with us today?

310
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,840
Yeah, for sure, if it's
cool with you guys.

311
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,310
Of course.
Hell, yeah.

312
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,810
Oh, right on. Let's go.

313
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,540
Don't even think
about it.

314
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,950
I've been trying forever
to get her out here.

315
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:57,950
What did I do?

316
00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,650
Gave her a flirty smile.

317
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,950
I did?
Yeah.

318
00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,350
Oh, okay. Well, um,
Eli's the one

319
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,720
riding with her
right now,

320
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,020
so you might wanna
go jump in on that.

321
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:08,530
Dude, I don't care
about Eli.

322
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,890
Don't mess this up
for me, man.

323
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,360
Dude, relax.
It's--It's good.

324
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,130
Come on. Let's just--
Come on. Let's ride.

325
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:15,300
Whoa!

326
00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,800
Dude.

327
00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:17,830
What just happened?

328
00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,510
Whoa, did you guys
see that?

329
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,080
That was big.

330
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:29,350
Yeah. Let's check it out.

331
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,880
Are you coming?

332
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,750
What? Um...

333
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,920
yeah. Yeah.

334
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:46,260
Hey, it's Wyatt.
I'm not here right now.

335
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,930
Leave a message.
Damn it.

336
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,770
Damn. Oh. What the--

337
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,040
What the...

338
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:15,660
Are you kidding me?

339
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,170
My God!

340
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,650
Hello.

341
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,320
Hey, Doris.
It's Olivia.

342
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,660
You're checking up
on me, aren't you?

343
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:48,060
I'm fine, darling.

344
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,060
40 years here,
and I swear

345
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,500
I'll never get used
to these earthquakes.

346
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,900
I know, right?

347
00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:55,600
Hey, listen, is your power
out over there?

348
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,930
Yeah,
couple minutes ago.

349
00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:58,600
Must be
the whole neighborhood.

350
00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,600
You need candles?

351
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,670
No, no, no, I'm good.

352
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,170
You okay?
I don't know.

353
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,170
Colton was just here,
and he was ranting

354
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:07,810
about some kind of
a disaster, and it actually
shook me up a little.

355
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,150
Earthquakes, fires,

356
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,850
rolling blackouts,
mudslides,

357
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,520
the Governator.
We're Californians.

358
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:13,850
We've been
through worse.

359
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,290
Yeah, I guess.

360
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,490
Is he still home?

361
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,620
No, no. He went
to go get Wyatt.

362
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,490
They're gonna be back
in little bit.

363
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,630
What now?

364
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,830
Olivia, can you
hold on a second?

365
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,800
Coco's barking.
I need to see
what's going on.

366
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:28,830
Yeah, sure.

367
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,210
Coco.

368
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,440
Coco!

369
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,380
Where are you?

370
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,900
Coco, where are you?

371
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,100
Where have you gone?

372
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,510
Why--

373
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,180
Doris?

374
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,380
Doris!

375
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:26,860
Whoa.

376
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,490
Hold on.
Whoa, look at that.

377
00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:29,790
Wow.
Whoa, guys.

378
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,560
Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up.

379
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,060
Oh, man.

380
00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,370
What do you think
happened here?

381
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,210
The ground just started
breaking up.

382
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,910
Looks like
a bomb hit.

383
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,340
What?

384
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,990
Hold up.
You smell that?

385
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,550
That smells
like gas.

386
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,520
Guys, let's get
out of here.

387
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,260
Yeah, I'm with Wyatt.
Come on.

388
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,460
Go! Go!

389
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:11,200
Wyatt! Wyatt!

390
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,370
Jordan, hold on!

391
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:17,010
Come on! Come on!

392
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,880
Something bit me.
Can you ride?

393
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,240
Go!

394
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,780
Go! Go!

395
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,880
Go! Go! Go!

396
00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:24,450
Come on.

397
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:36,230
Yo!

398
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,630
Yo, stop!

399
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,400
Yo! Yo! Yo!

400
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:41,530
Stop!

401
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:42,870
Stop! Stop! Stop!

402
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,270
Please stop!

403
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,820
What the heck
is that guy doing there?

404
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,120
Hey!
Oh, my God.

405
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,420
Hey! Hey, hey!

406
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:03,420
Everyone...
Hey, stop!

407
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,990
Stop! Hey!

408
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,290
It's the Red Rocket
himself, Colton West!

409
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,590
Hey!

410
00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:11,600
Look, look, no time
for a tour, okay?

411
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,300
Did you not see
the volcano?

412
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:14,970
There's a catastrophe
going on.

413
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,800
No, no,
it's just a little
earthquake, Colton.

414
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,500
No. No. It's not
a little earthquake, man.

415
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,140
You guys
are in a lot of trouble.

416
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:20,970
You gotta get out of here.

417
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,710
You gotta get these people
to a safe place.

418
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:23,710
Look, what's your name?

419
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:24,710
Joe.
Joe?

420
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,010
Okay, Joe. Joe, I need--

421
00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,180
Joe, I need
your focus on me, okay?

422
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,110
Joe, I need to get
downtown to get my son.

423
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:31,950
Can you help me?

424
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,180
But just first,
just get

425
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,750
a quick little selfie.
Do you mind?

426
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,020
No, Joe, we don't
have time for pictures.

427
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,420
My wife would
just love this.

428
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,090
Joe, just please--
just take me downtown.

429
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,760
No, wait! Right.
No, no. No, better!

430
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:41,960
You and the bus.

431
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,290
It would be,
like, awesome PR,

432
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:44,760
just right there
in front of the bus.

433
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,500
Great, Joe.

434
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,700
Joe, a shot right here,
right?

435
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,130
Oh, you look nice.

436
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,770
Need to move back
a little bit, Joe.

437
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,000
Okay, okay, okay.
Move back a little bit, Joe.

438
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,270
Okay, just keep moving back.
Okay.

439
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,670
Yeah, keep moving back.
I got it.

440
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,140
Yeah, yeah.
It's called a wide shot.

441
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,340
A wide shot?
Wide shot, Joe.

442
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,010
Yeah, yeah. Movie talk, Joe.
Okay.

443
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,710
Movie talk. You're gonna
be making a movie with me.

444
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:01,950
I'm making a movie
with Colton West.

445
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,150
And then
you know what, Joe?

446
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,480
Another movie talk
is camera left.

447
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,720
That way. Exactly, Joe.

448
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,880
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, so...

449
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,020
Yeah. Turn that way,
and look...

450
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,350
Turn?
towards the trees, Joe.

451
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,490
Aim the camera that way?
That's it.

452
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,990
Okay.
Aim toward--You know,

453
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,520
I'm gonna say, "Action,"
Joe, like a movie.

454
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,730
We're making
a great movie, Joe.

455
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,990
Okay.
This is just so awesome.

456
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:17,360
I mean, I'm such
a big fan of...

457
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,160
And don't move
until I say, "Action."

458
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,300
The second one
not so much,

459
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,300
but the first one was--

460
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,630
Action!
Hey!

461
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:23,670
Hey!

462
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,300
My bus! Ahh!

463
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,210
Colton West took my bus!

464
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,180
Thank you very much.

465
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,850
I apologize
for taking control
of your bus,

466
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,350
but as you may
or may not know,

467
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,520
there was an earthquake
today in Los Angeles

468
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:44,090
that was caused
by some sort of
volcanic activity

469
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,760
in the Santa Monica
Mountains.

470
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:49,690
Lava spiders erupted
from these mountains,
spiders,

471
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,730
spiders as big as men,

472
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,230
and they rained down
on all of Los Angeles.

473
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,730
Colton,<i> banzai!</i>

474
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:01,770
Thanks, kid.

475
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,440
<i> Banzai</i> to you, too.

476
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,120
This way!

477
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,750
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

478
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,800
Follow me. Come on.

479
00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:25,830
Go! Go!

480
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,070
Hurry up! Come on!

481
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,100
Eli!

482
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,100
I'm coming! I'm com--
Eli!

483
00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:38,210
Eli, no!

484
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,780
Eli!

485
00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:40,780
Eli, no!

486
00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:42,580
Wyatt, let's go!

487
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,090
Aah! Aah!

488
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,120
What?!
What the hell!

489
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,490
Travis!
Travis, here!

490
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,760
Come here.
Come here.

491
00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:57,260
Let me...

492
00:21:58,430 --> 00:22:00,130
Jordan! Jordan!

493
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,130
Dude, don't leave me.

494
00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,230
I'm right here!

495
00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:03,800
Don't touch it.

496
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,470
Just get me
out of here, okay?

497
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,070
Did you see what
those things did to Eli?

498
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,680
What the hell
are those things?

499
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,280
I don't know, man.

500
00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:14,910
It bit me.

501
00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:15,910
It bit you?

502
00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,010
What bit you?

503
00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:19,450
I said I don't know, man!

504
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,990
Okay, listen.
Just stay here for a second.

505
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,090
Okay. You watch her.
Hey, can you do that?

506
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,360
Okay, I'm gonna get
the first-aid kit.

507
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,020
Okay.

508
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:31,060
I'm burnt so bad.

509
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:38,200
Doris, are you in there?

510
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,640
It's Olivia.

511
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,070
Doris, are...

512
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:48,850
What the...

513
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,200
Oh, my God. What...

514
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,210
Wyatt.

515
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:25,520
Oh, man, the Red Rocket
is driving my tour bus.

516
00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:26,750
Somebody pinch me!

517
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,520
Thanks a lot, kid.
I appreciate it.

518
00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:31,320
Uh, listen, I know that you
hear this all the time,

519
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,190
but I am your biggest fan.
Yeah.

520
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,190
Hi. I'm Chris.

521
00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:35,190
Chris.
Yeah.

522
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,560
Not a good time to talk.

523
00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:38,160
No, no, I know.
With the earthquakes

524
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,600
and everything
and the spiders.

525
00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:41,700
There are spiders, buddy.
No, no, no, I know.

526
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,870
Big as your freaking body.
Big as my body.

527
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,840
The thing is, is that I've
watched all your movies.

528
00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:49,170
I know all your lines.
Nice tattoo. Yah!

529
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:52,110
Look, Chris, this is
not a good time
to discuss film.

530
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,610
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.

531
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,250
But seriously,
am I on, like,

532
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,950
a hidden-camera show
or something?

533
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,720
'Cause I could have swore
I saw a camera right there.

534
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,050
Yeah. Yeah.
There's cameras
everywhere. Look...

535
00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:02,090
I knew it.

536
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,520
you want to be
a good boy,

537
00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:05,790
tell everybody
to sit down and hold on.

538
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:09,260
All right, I need everybody
to hold on and sit down.

539
00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,790
Colton West,
action hero!

540
00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:15,870
Yeah. See,
the problem is that,

541
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:19,070
like, 90% of these people
don't speak any English.

542
00:24:21,770 --> 00:24:24,140
Uh, we got a problem
up ahead.

543
00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:28,350
I hate spiders.

544
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,650
Aah! Aah!

545
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,280
What the hell is that?

546
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,590
Oh, homina.

547
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,660
Chris!
What?

548
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:47,900
Switching.

549
00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:49,900
Really?

550
00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:51,670
No fare, no ride.

551
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,010
Gun! Awesome!

552
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,040
Top!

553
00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:02,780
Ah, there's one on top now.

554
00:25:02,810 --> 00:25:04,110
You gotta do something.

555
00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:05,220
I am doing something.

556
00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:09,790
Do that thing like you did
in that movie.

557
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,860
Chris, you know
the difference between
real life and movies?

558
00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:12,860
No!
Darn.

559
00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:14,660
Well, what did I do?

560
00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:16,460
I don't know.
You, like, pulled
the emergency brake,

561
00:25:16,490 --> 00:25:17,460
and it did
something cool.

562
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,300
Oh, yeah.

563
00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:20,900
Whoo!

564
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,380
Colton West, I love you!

565
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,220
Ah ha.
I love you, too.

566
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,650
Me, too.

567
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,680
Calm down, Chris.
Okay.

568
00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:47,290
I'm not
getting anything.

569
00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:49,330
How the hell are
we supposed to know

570
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,500
what's going on outside
if we don't have
any cell service?

571
00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:53,030
Where did you
find that?

572
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:54,800
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?

573
00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:56,300
You have to trust me, okay?

574
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:57,570
We need to treat this.

575
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,870
I know. I know.
I know. I know.

576
00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:06,340
You know, when I was
a little kid, I used
to come here all the time.

577
00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:11,180
They would film
a ton n n of movies here,

578
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:15,090
and when my dad was shooting,
he would bring me on set.

579
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,560
All right, This is really
gonna hurt, all right?

580
00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:22,130
Ohh! Oh, you think?

581
00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:25,830
What the heck
are those things?

582
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:27,500
Ah, they look
like spiders.

583
00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:29,270
Spiders aren't
that big.

584
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,200
Spiders don't spray
hot lava.

585
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,600
Spiders--
I don't know, man. I don't know.

586
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:34,770
It looked like
some kind of spider, though.

587
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,840
Oh, it burns so bad.

588
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,180
We gotta get some help.

589
00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:41,610
Maybe if we go up higher,

590
00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:43,410
we'd get some cell service,
something.

591
00:26:43,450 --> 00:26:45,320
Sure as hell ain't
going back outside.

592
00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:48,520
Okay.

593
00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:49,890
You guys smell that?

594
00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:54,960
They're trying
to get in.

595
00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:00,460
They're trying
to get in! Let's get
out of here!

596
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,600
Okay. We gotta go.
We gotta go.

597
00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:02,600
Come on. Can you walk?

598
00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:04,970
Do I have a choice?
No.

599
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,440
Come on.

600
00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:08,470
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go. Come on.

601
00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:17,710
Come on. Come on.

602
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:19,950
Crap.

603
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,750
As we continue
to bring you coverage

604
00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:26,090
of the L.A. eruptions,

605
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,490
new details are emerging
by the minute.

606
00:27:28,530 --> 00:27:30,260
We've got exclusive footage

607
00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:33,300
of the damage from this
amazing volcanic activity.

608
00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:34,970
Now, the entire area
around the 405

609
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,470
is closed from the 110
to the I-5

610
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,640
while rescue crews scramble
to evacuate survivors

611
00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:43,110
and put out fires

612
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,410
that are spreading
across the Sepulveda basin.

613
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,910
Now, this one can be filed
under only in Hollyweird.

614
00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:54,650
We have unconfirmed reports
of a new breed of arachnids

615
00:27:54,690 --> 00:27:59,090
like these from the Hollywood
blockbuster "Spiders 3D"

616
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,660
that have supposedly
been attacking Angelenos.

617
00:28:01,690 --> 00:28:02,930
That's right.

618
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,030
Large, seemingly
prehistoric spiders

619
00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,330
have been emerging
from the chaos,

620
00:28:07,370 --> 00:28:08,830
and for more of this,

621
00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:11,840
we're gonna go to Sue Schnell
and her crew,

622
00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:14,340
who finally have been moved
to a safer location.

623
00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:15,770
Sue, what can you tell us?

624
00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:17,010
That's right, Dan.

625
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,310
As you can see behind me here,

626
00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:19,880
the National Guard
has been called in

627
00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:22,110
to work
with local law enforcement

628
00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:25,620
to establish a safe perimeter
around the disaster zone.

629
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:27,680
Although I haven't seen
anything myself,

630
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,790
social media is all over this,

631
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:31,790
with reports of giant
fire-breathing spiders

632
00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:34,020
that have only added
to the mayhem

633
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,230
that has gripped the region.

634
00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:36,830
Excuse me?

635
00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:42,470
In other news, related or not,

636
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,740
Colton West has apparently
hijacked a tour bus.

637
00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:47,540
Folks, we'll be back
in just a minute.

638
00:28:48,570 --> 00:28:50,540
What?

639
00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:51,570
Ohh.

640
00:28:57,350 --> 00:28:59,680
Okay. Okay.

641
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,790
Okay.

642
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,300
Let's do this.

643
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,930
What are you waiting for?

644
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:58,840
You messed
with the wrong house.

645
00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:05,080
I wanna get
a picture with the spider.

646
00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:09,820
Uh, Mr. West,
what do you think

647
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,660
is in the blood
of these things?

648
00:30:11,690 --> 00:30:13,560
I don't want
to study 'em, Chris.

649
00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:15,160
I just want
to kill 'em.

650
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,860
Yeah. Well,
whatever it is,

651
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,530
it's eating
through the bus.

652
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,900
What do you think happens
when it hits gas?

653
00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:23,600
Hang on, everybody.
Hang on!

654
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:28,540
Everybody off!
Go!

655
00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:30,410
Everybody off!
Go! Go! Go!

656
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,680
Everybody
off now!

657
00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:33,110
Go! Go! Go!

658
00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:34,550
Go! Go! Go!

659
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:36,150
I'm last.
Go! Go! Go!

660
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,120
Go! Go! Go! Go!

661
00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:40,450
Get off!
Let's go!

662
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:42,050
Come on!

663
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,900
Oh, my God!

664
00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:54,870
Everybody's off
that bus, aren't they?

665
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,930
Yeah.

666
00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,940
Clear the area!

667
00:30:57,970 --> 00:30:59,300
You saved us.

668
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,770
No.
You're the man!

669
00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:03,110
I didn't save anybody.

670
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:04,780
Yeah.

671
00:31:04,810 --> 00:31:07,780
We still got act two
and act three to go.

672
00:31:07,810 --> 00:31:09,610
Movie talk.

673
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:10,610
Yeah.

674
00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:11,720
Yeah.

675
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:14,120
Movie talk.

676
00:31:15,590 --> 00:31:17,490
But now for many Angelenos

677
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,120
who are used to the shaking
and the fires,

678
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,890
it's as if nothing
is happening,

679
00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:23,260
and for that story,

680
00:31:23,290 --> 00:31:25,060
we have Ed Mendez
on Hollywood Boulevard.

681
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,660
Ed, what can you tell us?

682
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,430
Thanks, Dan. And it is true

683
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,900
that business and
leisure go on as usual,

684
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:32,500
and most people
either haven't heard

685
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,270
about these disasters
across town,

686
00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:36,070
or they simply
don't believe it,

687
00:31:36,110 --> 00:31:37,910
but that is quickly changing.

688
00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:41,580
Now, we are just blocks away
from where a tour bus exploded,

689
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,580
rocking Hollywood Boulevard,

690
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,620
shattering windows,
and setting off car alarms.

691
00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:48,850
There is so much smoke
in the area.

692
00:31:48,890 --> 00:31:51,860
This is as close as we can
possibly get to the scene,

693
00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:53,660
but I can tell you this much.

694
00:31:53,690 --> 00:31:55,430
Some of the passengers
were terrified,

695
00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:57,660
and they're claiming
that creatures

696
00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:01,130
they believe are spiders
attacked their bus,

697
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:04,640
a literal avalanche
of lava-breathing spiders,

698
00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:06,300
lavalantulas.

699
00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:09,010
Were there any casualties
in this explosion?

700
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,940
No. Apparently Colton West,

701
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:15,850
who we're hearing hijacked that
very bus just moments earlier,

702
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,520
was able to get everybody
to safety before it blew.

703
00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:20,850
Thank you, Ed.

704
00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:22,220
Okay. We're gonna
bring you more

705
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,650
from the Santa Monica
Mountains,

706
00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:24,890
where the fire crews

707
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,560
are struggling
to contain the chaos.

708
00:32:26,590 --> 00:32:28,830
Come on. Come on.

709
00:32:28,860 --> 00:32:30,860
Okay, okay.
Okay, I need a break.

710
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,960
I need a break.
All right, all right.

711
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,030
Grab that. Grab that.
Come on. Sit down.

712
00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:37,070
Okay.

713
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:40,570
Ah, jeez.
Still no signal.

714
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,410
Wonder if
the cell towers
are all out?

715
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,840
The roof is gonna
be our only chance
to get out of here.

716
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,340
But If all
the cell towers are out,

717
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,840
how are we gonna
get in touch with anyone?

718
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,310
I gotta flag down
a helicopter
or something.

719
00:32:48,350 --> 00:32:50,310
I don't even know.

720
00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:52,020
Hey, Wyatt,
come here for a second.

721
00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:53,420
What?

722
00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:57,350
Dude, I think
I should stay here with her

723
00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:59,690
while you go call for help.

724
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,260
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, that's good.

725
00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:02,360
Cool. All right.

726
00:33:02,390 --> 00:33:03,890
All right.
Good luck, man.

727
00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:05,100
Come here. Come here.

728
00:33:05,130 --> 00:33:06,430
Easy.

729
00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,870
Travis, are you
trying to hit on her?

730
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,670
Dude, you did the whole
bandage hero thing back there.

731
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,940
Gotta get
my game in sometime.

732
00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:15,010
Travis. Travis,
she's injured.

733
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,880
There are
fire-breathing spiders
chasing us right now.

734
00:33:17,910 --> 00:33:20,040
What is wrong with you?
Come on, man.

735
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,710
It's my only angle, okay?

736
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,050
It's your only angle?

737
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,280
You gotta
be kidding me.

738
00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,120
Mm-hmm. Yep.
Okay, we gotta go.

739
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,820
Come on.
Come on. Let's get
out of here.

740
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800
This is a mandatory evac,
boys.

741
00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:41,730
No one is to be
left behind.
you understand?

742
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,200
If you see
any of those spiders,
you don't even hesitate.

743
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,070
You shoot to kill.
Got it.

744
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,040
Rico, Lance, I want you
to take the north side
of the street.

745
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:49,310
Hernandez, I want you
to come with me.

746
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:50,740
All right, let's go.

747
00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:53,010
All right, let's go.
Move it. Move it.

748
00:34:07,030 --> 00:34:08,990
What took you
so long?

749
00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:10,790
We gotta get you
out of here.

750
00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:11,800
We're evacuating
the whole neighborhood.

751
00:34:11,830 --> 00:34:14,130
Lead the way.

752
00:34:14,170 --> 00:34:18,100
The scale
of casualties is terrifying...

753
00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:27,080
Any luck?

754
00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:28,410
No. You got a phone?

755
00:34:28,450 --> 00:34:29,910
No.

756
00:34:29,950 --> 00:34:30,980
What's his name?

757
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:32,350
Wyatt.

758
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,120
Like Wyatt Earp?

759
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:35,590
Yeah, like Wyatt Earp.

760
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:37,090
So what's next?

761
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,460
Next?

762
00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:40,860
Next is you go home.
No.

763
00:34:40,890 --> 00:34:42,860
You go to Kansas
or Louisiana

764
00:34:42,890 --> 00:34:44,760
or Wyoming,
and you get safe.

765
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,860
That's what next.

766
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:47,660
Des Moines. Yeah.
Des Moines.

767
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:49,030
Argh, maties.

768
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:51,370
Who wants their photo
with Pirate Jack?

769
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,600
Argh!

770
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,200
Colton West?

771
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,640
Yeah.

772
00:34:55,670 --> 00:34:56,970
It's me,
Dave Alexander.

773
00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:58,640
I did stunts
on "Swamp Justice"...

774
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,880
Dave!
like, 20 years ago.

775
00:34:59,910 --> 00:35:01,040
Dave Alexander,
yeah.

776
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,210
Yeah. Yeah.
You look great.

777
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:03,380
Thanks.
I--I lost an arm

778
00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:04,980
on the set
a couple years ago.

779
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,620
Stunt went bad.

780
00:35:06,650 --> 00:35:08,190
Sorry to hear
about it. You got
pigeonholed, huh?

781
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,220
Yeah. Not a lot of work
for a one-armed stunt guy.

782
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:13,220
Look, Dave, we got
a problem here!

783
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:14,490
I know.
I saw your bus.

784
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,190
Phew!
No, we--

785
00:35:16,230 --> 00:35:17,730
Look, I got this.
Pirate Jack.

786
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,030
Dave.
Dave, sorry.

787
00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:21,500
This city is
in great danger, okay?

788
00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:23,370
The earthquakes
are unleashing giant spiders

789
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,170
that are attacking
the city.

790
00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:27,910
You don't know
about this?

791
00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,470
Oh, the helicopters
and the smoke and all?

792
00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:31,340
I just figured it was
another fire in the hills.

793
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,840
No. There's a volcano
in the hills the size
of Vesuvius.

794
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,310
So this spider thing's
for real?

795
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,080
Yes.
Look, Pirate Jack,

796
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,180
we just need to get
downtown to his son.

797
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,980
You got a car,
a truck, anything?

798
00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:42,520
Yeah, I can give you a lift.
Great.

799
00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:44,020
Let's go get a beer.
It's been too long.

800
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,220
We don't have time.

801
00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:47,320
Dave, please,
take me downtown.

802
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,890
All right, Colt. Jeez.

803
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,360
It's happening again.

804
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,360
These earthquakes are
getting on my nerves.

805
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,900
You find somewhere safe.

806
00:35:55,930 --> 00:35:57,370
We gotta warn people.

807
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,100
What about the ride?

808
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:00,600
Get off the street!
Go!

809
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,440
Everybody,
get off the street!
Take cover!

810
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:03,540
Everybody,
get off the street!

811
00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:04,910
Get off the street!

812
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,940
Look, make sure
everybody finds cover

813
00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:08,610
and everybody gets safe.
You got me?

814
00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:10,080
Yeah.
Okay.

815
00:36:10,110 --> 00:36:11,280
So, I'm--
I'm, like,
your costar.

816
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,550
Yeah,
You're my costar.

817
00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:13,550
Yeah.
Right, right.

818
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,690
Just meet me
back here.

819
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,690
Don't lose me!

820
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,890
Okay. Okay.

821
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,120
Get the hell
out of here!

822
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,860
Dan, I have to tell you,

823
00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:21,560
there is a growing feeling...
This is an emergency!

824
00:36:21,590 --> 00:36:23,260
that these reports
of spiders

825
00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:25,360
are actually
part of publicity stunt

826
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,030
for an upcoming
Hollywood blockbuster.

827
00:36:28,070 --> 00:36:30,070
Oh, God.

828
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,470
Oh, my God.

829
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,030
Run!

830
00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:00,100
Everybody get off
the streets!

831
00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:01,800
Girls, get off the streets!
There are giant spiders!

832
00:37:01,830 --> 00:37:03,800
Everybody,
get off the street!
Get off the street!

833
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,440
Hey--
Hey. Hey!

834
00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:06,800
Colton West! Nice shotgun.
Yeah!

835
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,940
I know you.
I know you from--

836
00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:10,210
Look, you gotta
get off the streets.

837
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,010
There's giant spiders
everywhere.

838
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,710
I'd love to help you, but I
got shark problems right now.

839
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,890
Yeah! Yeah.

840
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,330
You're welcome, kid.

841
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,360
Yeah!

842
00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:09,240
Die! Die! Die!

843
00:38:13,570 --> 00:38:14,870
Gotta get outta here.

844
00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,310
Yeah.
This way!

845
00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:22,750
Get in!

846
00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:25,580
Jack.

847
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:31,190
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

848
00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:41,500
Keep moving, people.

849
00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:44,070
On the truck.
On the truck.

850
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,670
Go ahead, too.

851
00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:47,340
All the way to the front.
All the way to the front.

852
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:51,980
Let's go.
Come on.

853
00:38:52,010 --> 00:38:53,510
Get everybody in.

854
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,820
Take your time. Let's go.

855
00:38:57,850 --> 00:38:59,320
Where are we going?

856
00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:00,990
We're going
out of the city.

857
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:01,920
How bad is this?

858
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,060
It's bad. The city's
completely unstable.

859
00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:06,430
Los Angeles is under
a military evac.

860
00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:09,130
No, no, no. Wait. Wait.
I--I can't just leave.
My family is still out there.

861
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,060
All right. You don't
have a choice,
all right?

862
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,270
This is martial law.
Excuse me?

863
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:14,700
Listen,
I'm sorry, ma'am.

864
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,070
This is completely
unprecedented.

865
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,400
We weren't prepared
for this.

866
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,410
I'm not leaving
without my family.

867
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,810
I need to find them.

868
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,880
We'll find your family,
I promise you,

869
00:39:21,910 --> 00:39:23,110
if they're still alive.

870
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:30,380
Move it up, sir!

871
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:32,590
Move it out! Let's go!

872
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,460
Hey, what happened
to your parrot?

873
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,930
How could you possibly
care about something
like that now?

874
00:39:44,970 --> 00:39:46,730
Giant spiders
are trying to kill us.

875
00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:48,640
I didn't think
you guys were serious
about these.

876
00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:49,900
Well, of course
we're serious.

877
00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:52,310
Oh, they took out
the Blue Oyster.

878
00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,570
I love that place.

879
00:39:53,610 --> 00:39:55,440
Jack, just get us
downtown.

880
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,340
How is this even
possible? How is
this happening?

881
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:59,010
Well, you know,
just last week,

882
00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:01,780
they found a new species
of wasp in the Chinese jungle,

883
00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:03,850
eight-inch wingspan,
four-inch stinger.

884
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,490
Well, these things
are a lot bigger
than eight inches!

885
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,850
I'm just saying.
New species, my ass.

886
00:40:07,890 --> 00:40:11,020
This is that
Japanese radiation leak
making its way over.

887
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,660
Guys, let's stop
discussing biology!

888
00:40:12,690 --> 00:40:15,360
Get me downtown
so I can get my son!

889
00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:19,930
Come on.

890
00:40:19,970 --> 00:40:23,140
We gotta go faster.
Come on.

891
00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,470
I can't. I can't
go any further.

892
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:26,670
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I need to sit down.

893
00:40:26,710 --> 00:40:27,840
Okay. Whoa.
Sit down.

894
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,980
It hurts so bad.

895
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,540
What, is it too tight?
Uh-huh.

896
00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,280
Okay. Let me see.
Let me see.

897
00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:34,080
Okay, come on.

898
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,190
Oh, God. Ohh!
Oh, my God.

899
00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:40,820
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Hey, shut up.

900
00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:41,890
Shut up. It's fine.
It's not that bad.

901
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,220
Are you freaking
kidding me?

902
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:44,520
She's too young
to die, bro.

903
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,290
Shut up.
Calm down. Calm down.

904
00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:47,830
We can't panic
right now, okay? Calm down.

905
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:50,360
You can't freak out
on me right now, okay?

906
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,370
Come on.

907
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,370
I gotta get to the roof.

908
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,400
Man,
you can't leave us.

909
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,640
Just stay
with her, man.

910
00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:57,200
We gotta try.

911
00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:00,240
Whoa!
Come on! We gotta go!

912
00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:01,640
Back! Back! Back!
Come on.

913
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,640
Come on!

914
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,980
Go!

915
00:41:05,010 --> 00:41:07,210
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

916
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,220
What the hell is that?

917
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:16,820
What the hell?!
Lava! Lava!

918
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,200
Why are we stopping?

919
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,870
Something's wrong.

920
00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:38,980
This is gonna get bad
really, really fast.

921
00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:41,510
Let's get out of here.

922
00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:43,180
We're not going anywhere.

923
00:41:43,220 --> 00:41:45,120
Ah, man,
these were brand-new.

924
00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:48,120
Uh, fellas, look!

925
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,460
Man, I hate being right.

926
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,800
Get in the museum!
Why the museum?

927
00:41:59,830 --> 00:42:02,300
Because that's
the only building
without spiders on it!

928
00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:05,270
Not yet, but they look
pretty determined.

929
00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,180
Barricade the doors!

930
00:42:10,210 --> 00:42:12,950
Close them up!
Close them up!

931
00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:14,610
Come on!
Throw everything you can!

932
00:42:19,090 --> 00:42:21,020
Come on! Hurry up!

933
00:42:21,050 --> 00:42:22,590
Anything!
Just grab anything!

934
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:23,620
Jam it up.

935
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:25,690
I got one more.

936
00:42:25,730 --> 00:42:27,660
I got one more.

937
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,630
You feel safe?

938
00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:31,830
Not even
a little bit.

939
00:42:31,870 --> 00:42:32,970
No.
You got a plan?

940
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,970
Uh, run.

941
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Run! Run!
Run!

942
00:42:40,170 --> 00:42:42,080
Gotta get
out of here.

943
00:42:42,110 --> 00:42:43,910
We're not
getting out of here.
There's spiders outside.

944
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,150
We gotta find
somewhere to hide.

945
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,680
There's nowhere to hide.

946
00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:49,620
When those things want
to find you, they will.

947
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,680
Who are you?

948
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,990
I am Dr. Erik
Von Struebel.

949
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,320
I work here
in the museum.

950
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,620
What are you
still doing here?

951
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:58,260
I'm a scientist.
For good or bad,

952
00:42:58,290 --> 00:43:01,090
these are
the kind of moments
that we live for.

953
00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:02,260
Well, you're not gonna
live for much longer

954
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:03,700
if you stick around
here, Doc.

955
00:43:03,730 --> 00:43:07,130
Yes. I am acutely aware
of that possibility,

956
00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:08,800
but I'm not done.

957
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,000
Done?

958
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,040
Done with what?

959
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:20,380
The heat grid is like
an interconnected network,

960
00:43:20,410 --> 00:43:22,050
lava tubes probably,

961
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,120
with the temperature
increasing exponentially.

962
00:43:25,150 --> 00:43:27,320
So why didn't
anybody say anything
about this before?

963
00:43:27,350 --> 00:43:29,620
We didn't see it coming.

964
00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,820
It happened too quickly.

965
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:33,560
I mean, we're talking
five days ago,

966
00:43:33,590 --> 00:43:36,060
and it's like,
"Oh, that's odd."

967
00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:40,400
Then under a week later,
the hills are active volcanoes.

968
00:43:40,430 --> 00:43:43,140
What should have taken
over a million years

969
00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:45,740
almost happened
overnight.

970
00:43:45,770 --> 00:43:47,210
So if this is correct,

971
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,910
this explains
why these things

972
00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:50,340
are exploding
all over the city.

973
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:53,350
This city
is a ticking time bomb.

974
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,750
Wait. What does this
have to do with spiders
attacking the city?

975
00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:58,720
Actually, everything.

976
00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:03,720
When I compared the pattern
of the lava tube network,

977
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:08,160
it had a very close structure
to that of an insect colony.

978
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,830
So wait. They had
something in common?

979
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:12,170
They're exactly
the same.

980
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,570
The volcanoes
and the spiders are one.

981
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:19,410
The Mayans
had a term for it,

982
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,770
lavalantula.

983
00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:24,240
And right here...

984
00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:28,010
this would be
the queen's chamber.

985
00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:33,250
If you kill the Mamalantula,
you kill them all.

986
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,060
Whoa.

987
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,860
We better go check
on that front door.

988
00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:41,930
What are you doing?

989
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,860
Science class
is over, Doc.

990
00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:47,530
I'm gonna go get my kid,
and when we're done,

991
00:44:47,570 --> 00:44:50,270
you and I, Jack, we're
gonna have that beer.

992
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,300
You're buying.

993
00:44:53,170 --> 00:44:55,740
Oh, that is so badass.

994
00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:58,610
Wait. No, no, no.

995
00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:00,910
I--I meant you're badass,
not I'm badass.

996
00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,480
Guys?

997
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,520
Colt?

998
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,060
Come in, Evac 670.
What's your 20?

999
00:45:13,090 --> 00:45:14,330
This is Evac 670.

1000
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,330
We are westbound
on Forest Lawn.

1001
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,330
670, turn around
immediately.

1002
00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:20,800
The Forest Lawn area
is highly unstable
right now.

1003
00:45:20,830 --> 00:45:22,300
Do you have
an alternate route?

1004
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:24,000
Negative, just get
off that road.

1005
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,640
What's happening?

1006
00:45:26,670 --> 00:45:28,810
Want you to stay here.

1007
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,840
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. You can't
just leave us here.

1008
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,280
All right.
I want you to get down,

1009
00:45:32,310 --> 00:45:34,810
and I want you
to stay down.

1010
00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:36,750
- This should keep you safe.
- On your six!

1011
00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:38,650
I'm not good at staying down.

1012
00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:41,590
If you want
to live, you get that ass
under that fire blanket.

1013
00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:44,590
Really need to curse.

1014
00:45:44,630 --> 00:45:46,690
Get down!

1015
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,430
This place is like
a freaking maze.

1016
00:45:51,470 --> 00:45:52,830
I think there's
a stairwell right there.

1017
00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:55,640
Oh, you think?

1018
00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:09,550
These things
don't give up.

1019
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:12,050
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Keep your voice down.

1020
00:46:12,090 --> 00:46:13,320
Come on. Come on.

1021
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:26,730
Okay, come on.
Come on.

1022
00:46:26,770 --> 00:46:28,400
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.

1023
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,840
God.

1024
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,640
I think it's gone.

1025
00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:35,340
Run! Go! Go!

1026
00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:37,010
You got her?

1027
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,440
You got her?
Come on! Here it comes!

1028
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,850
What the hell
are you doing?

1029
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,850
I got this!

1030
00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:50,390
I got it!

1031
00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:54,860
How'd you know
that was gonna work?

1032
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:55,900
I didn't!

1033
00:46:59,630 --> 00:47:01,770
Go!

1034
00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:07,210
There's too many
of them, man!

1035
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,740
We gotta get
these civilians
out of here.

1036
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:11,280
They breathe fire, man.

1037
00:47:11,310 --> 00:47:12,310
Yeah,
I can see that.

1038
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:17,420
Now they're
closing in.

1039
00:47:17,450 --> 00:47:19,550
We are not
going down
like this.

1040
00:47:19,590 --> 00:47:20,850
Do you have a shot?
Yeah.

1041
00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:23,420
Run!

1042
00:47:26,890 --> 00:47:28,430
We gotta move now, man.

1043
00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:29,600
Yeah, and do what?

1044
00:47:29,630 --> 00:47:31,230
We gonna head back
to the city?

1045
00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:32,630
Well, we can't go
this way, man.

1046
00:47:32,670 --> 00:47:33,800
Yeah, but we need
reinforcements.

1047
00:47:33,830 --> 00:47:36,140
Man, we are
the reinforcements!

1048
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,810
Clever girl.

1049
00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,020
Oh, no.

1050
00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:48,740
Oh! Eww, eww, eww.

1051
00:48:50,810 --> 00:48:52,040
Oh, my God.

1052
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,050
Key.

1053
00:48:58,090 --> 00:48:59,820
Oh.

1054
00:49:01,190 --> 00:49:04,060
Evac 670,
can you read me?

1055
00:49:04,090 --> 00:49:05,490
Hello?

1056
00:49:05,530 --> 00:49:06,990
Did you copy
the last transmission?

1057
00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:08,900
Get off Forest Lawn.

1058
00:49:08,930 --> 00:49:10,200
All your men are gone.

1059
00:49:10,230 --> 00:49:12,300
Everyone is dead.
Do you hear me?

1060
00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:13,900
Who is this?

1061
00:49:13,930 --> 00:49:15,970
My name is Olivia West.

1062
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,400
I'm the sole survivor.
Well, please be advised

1063
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,470
to get out of
Los Angeles immediately.

1064
00:49:20,510 --> 00:49:21,810
Yeah. Well, thanks
for the great advice,

1065
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,980
but I can't
really do that.

1066
00:49:23,010 --> 00:49:24,580
My family is
still here in L.A.

1067
00:49:24,610 --> 00:49:27,250
Repeat. Los Angeles
is highly unstable
right now.

1068
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,480
Why don't you give me
some good information,

1069
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,080
like where's
the fricking key?

1070
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,550
There is no key, ma'am.

1071
00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:35,090
Flip two switches marked
"battery" and "run."

1072
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,720
You're advised
to get out as soon
as possible.

1073
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,290
Not without my family.

1074
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:51,340
Come on.

1075
00:49:51,370 --> 00:49:52,340
You still with us?

1076
00:49:52,370 --> 00:49:53,440
How you doing?

1077
00:49:53,470 --> 00:49:54,610
How you doing, Jordan?
Jordan!

1078
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,740
Jordan!

1079
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:57,840
Jordan!

1080
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,010
Jordan.
Whoa, whoa.

1081
00:49:59,050 --> 00:50:00,050
She's freaking out, man.

1082
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,950
Jordan, come on.
Come on.

1083
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,420
Jordan, look at me.
Look at me.

1084
00:50:03,450 --> 00:50:04,680
Water, water.
Get some water.

1085
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,120
From where?
I don't know, man.

1086
00:50:06,150 --> 00:50:08,120
Jordan, look at me.
No, come on.

1087
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,720
Jordan! Jordan!

1088
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,920
Jordan! Jordan!
Come on.

1089
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,560
Stay with us.
Come on.

1090
00:50:15,830 --> 00:50:16,800
Jordan.

1091
00:50:16,830 --> 00:50:17,800
What the--

1092
00:50:17,830 --> 00:50:19,500
Is she dead?

1093
00:50:20,630 --> 00:50:22,230
I don't know.

1094
00:50:29,910 --> 00:50:33,150
Jordan! Jordan!

1095
00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:35,980
Ho. Dude.

1096
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:40,350
Jordan.

1097
00:50:44,690 --> 00:50:46,090
What's happening?!
No! No!

1098
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:47,260
What's happening?!
Oh, my God!

1099
00:50:47,290 --> 00:50:49,330
Make it stop!

1100
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,500
Oh, my God!

1101
00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:52,470
What the...

1102
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,270
No! No!

1103
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,000
Get 'em off me, man!

1104
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,070
No! Ahh!

1105
00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:02,810
No! No! Ahh!

1106
00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,120
Come on. Come on.

1107
00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:17,990
Right.

1108
00:51:25,530 --> 00:51:27,030
Where are you?

1109
00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:31,540
My phone.

1110
00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:33,370
My phone's working.

1111
00:51:33,410 --> 00:51:35,010
It's from Wyatt.

1112
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,540
Heh.

1113
00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:37,680
He's trapped.

1114
00:51:37,710 --> 00:51:39,850
He's at Hanson Studios.

1115
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,750
It's at Seventh and Olympic.
We gotta get there.

1116
00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:43,320
Hey, guys.

1117
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,720
That is
a very large arachnid.

1118
00:51:58,070 --> 00:51:59,330
The freaking kraken.

1119
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,070
And it's coming
this way.

1120
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:03,070
Get back!

1121
00:52:03,110 --> 00:52:04,270
Lavalantula!

1122
00:52:12,150 --> 00:52:13,450
Ah, no!

1123
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,080
Ah! Ah, look!
Oh!

1124
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,150
They're in here!

1125
00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:17,650
They're all in here!

1126
00:52:17,690 --> 00:52:20,620
Ah! Oh, no!

1127
00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:22,290
Let's go this way.

1128
00:52:25,830 --> 00:52:27,700
Oh, no!

1129
00:52:29,530 --> 00:52:31,130
C-Come on.

1130
00:52:31,170 --> 00:52:33,000
Yes.

1131
00:52:33,030 --> 00:52:34,340
Too many of 'em!

1132
00:52:34,370 --> 00:52:35,470
We gotta get
out of here!

1133
00:52:41,010 --> 00:52:42,310
Jack, watch it!

1134
00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:43,340
Watch out!

1135
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:45,180
Watch out! No!

1136
00:52:46,310 --> 00:52:48,180
Jack!

1137
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:53,990
Want some of this?

1138
00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:56,020
You got this.
Come on!

1139
00:53:15,110 --> 00:53:16,310
Let's get
out of here.

1140
00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:18,240
Get out of here!

1141
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,210
Though that door.

1142
00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:39,000
Could there
be a prehistoric link
to these spiders?

1143
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,770
That's what's trending
on social media

1144
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,240
after scientific reports

1145
00:53:42,270 --> 00:53:44,740
date these arachnids
back to the Jurassic era.

1146
00:53:44,770 --> 00:53:46,970
Meanwhile, mid-Wilshire
is the latest hot spot,

1147
00:53:47,010 --> 00:53:48,640
where the famed
La Brea Tar Pits

1148
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,480
have been decimated
by dozens of lavalantulas.

1149
00:53:51,510 --> 00:53:54,150
And at the center of it all,
action hero Colton West.

1150
00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:55,980
Colton?
Eyewitnesses say he saved

1151
00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:58,280
dozens of people
on Hollywood Boulevard.

1152
00:54:00,350 --> 00:54:02,090
Doc, you okay?

1153
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,290
You okay?
You hurt?

1154
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,460
What?
Are you hurt?

1155
00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:05,690
Are you
bleeding anywhere?

1156
00:54:05,730 --> 00:54:06,930
I can't hear you!

1157
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,130
I think I lost my hearing.

1158
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,130
No, you didn't.
Huh?

1159
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,160
It's a helicopter!

1160
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,470
Looks like
you're wrapped, kid.

1161
00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,470
You're going
back to Des Moines.

1162
00:54:18,510 --> 00:54:19,840
You're not coming with us?

1163
00:54:19,870 --> 00:54:21,310
No. I gotta find my kid.

1164
00:54:21,340 --> 00:54:22,840
I hope you find him.
Yeah.

1165
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,780
I better, or my wife
will kill me.

1166
00:54:24,810 --> 00:54:26,150
You saved my life.

1167
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:29,220
No. No, no.
We saved each other.

1168
00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:34,850
Kid.
Huh?

1169
00:54:34,890 --> 00:54:35,860
You can let go.
No, no, no.

1170
00:54:35,890 --> 00:54:36,860
Let go of me.

1171
00:54:36,890 --> 00:54:38,360
No. No, no, no.

1172
00:54:38,390 --> 00:54:39,560
Okay.
Okay.

1173
00:54:39,590 --> 00:54:40,660
Go.
Sorry.

1174
00:54:40,690 --> 00:54:41,800
Movie talk.
Movie talk.

1175
00:54:41,830 --> 00:54:43,630
Movie talk.

1176
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:45,530
You're crazy for staying.

1177
00:54:45,570 --> 00:54:47,200
Yeah, of course
I'm crazy. I'm an actor.

1178
00:54:47,230 --> 00:54:48,640
Good point.

1179
00:54:48,670 --> 00:54:51,070
I printed out a thermal map
of Los Angeles.

1180
00:54:51,110 --> 00:54:53,340
The orange bits
are the lava tubes.

1181
00:54:53,370 --> 00:54:55,310
Stay away from them
if you can.

1182
00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:56,310
Thanks, Doc.

1183
00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:57,380
Be safe.

1184
00:54:57,410 --> 00:54:58,850
Be safe.

1185
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,060
Okay. Okay.

1186
00:55:17,430 --> 00:55:19,900
Come on. Come on. Okay.

1187
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,610
Okay. Okay.

1188
00:55:30,210 --> 00:55:31,950
You want some of this?

1189
00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:34,550
Yeah, come on! Come on!

1190
00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:36,520
It's Christmas.
I got something for you,

1191
00:55:36,550 --> 00:55:39,020
a little present
for you. Come on, guys.

1192
00:55:39,050 --> 00:55:40,390
Come on.

1193
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:41,920
Colton!

1194
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,960
Get in!

1195
00:55:42,990 --> 00:55:44,120
Ah, honey.

1196
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:48,730
Come on.
Drive straight.

1197
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,930
Drive straight.

1198
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:54,400
Okay.

1199
00:55:58,510 --> 00:56:00,440
Ahh!

1200
00:56:04,150 --> 00:56:06,280
What were you doing
at the Tar Pits?

1201
00:56:06,310 --> 00:56:07,980
Trying to find our son.

1202
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:09,480
I got stuck.

1203
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:10,980
Stuck?

1204
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,750
Who gets stuck
at the Tar Pits?

1205
00:56:12,790 --> 00:56:14,250
I mean,
Wilshire Boulevard,
really?

1206
00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:15,720
Everyone knows you
take Olympic downtown.

1207
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,490
Thanks, honey.

1208
00:56:17,530 --> 00:56:19,090
You okay?

1209
00:56:19,130 --> 00:56:20,830
Yeah. I'm okay,

1210
00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:23,300
'cause I'm seeing you.

1211
00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:24,960
How'd you find me?

1212
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,570
After 15 years of
putting out your fires,

1213
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,170
I'm gonna just
follow the smoke.

1214
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,340
Really?
No.

1215
00:56:31,370 --> 00:56:32,910
You're all over
the news.

1216
00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:35,810
Ah. So I got
a text from Wyatt.

1217
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,010
He's okay.
You did?

1218
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,280
Yeah.

1219
00:56:38,310 --> 00:56:40,280
He's at Hanson Street
Studios.

1220
00:56:40,310 --> 00:56:42,350
Hanson Street.
Yeah.

1221
00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:43,850
Pretty ironic, huh?
Yeah.

1222
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,150
That's where
we first met.

1223
00:56:45,190 --> 00:56:47,250
Heh.

1224
00:56:47,290 --> 00:56:48,690
You remember?

1225
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,760
Oh, honey, yeah,
of course I remember.

1226
00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:52,990
Really?
Yes.

1227
00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:56,100
That's so romantic.

1228
00:56:56,130 --> 00:56:57,930
I love you, honey.

1229
00:56:57,970 --> 00:56:59,870
I love you, too.

1230
00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:02,000
Let's get downtown.
We'll get Wyatt,

1231
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,370
get the hell out
of this city before it goes.

1232
00:57:06,470 --> 00:57:07,610
Mayday! Mayday!

1233
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,980
This is Evac 670,
Colton West.

1234
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:12,310
We need help.
This is an emergency.

1235
00:57:12,350 --> 00:57:14,010
Mayday! Mayday!
Please come in.

1236
00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:17,020
Listen. Listen.
They're saying
something.

1237
00:57:17,050 --> 00:57:18,850
The authorities are overwhelmed

1238
00:57:18,890 --> 00:57:20,850
trying to battle these spiders
and evacuate citizens.

1239
00:57:20,890 --> 00:57:23,290
We keep getting new reports
of lavalantulas

1240
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,690
erupting from beneath
the ground, spewing fire,

1241
00:57:25,730 --> 00:57:28,530
and wreaking havoc
all over the Los Angeles basin.

1242
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,560
Nowhere seems to be safe.

1243
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,170
Evacuation efforts
have been halted,

1244
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,630
and everyone is advised
to stay in place--

1245
00:57:34,670 --> 00:57:35,700
I've heard enough.

1246
00:57:54,690 --> 00:57:55,860
Come on.

1247
00:57:59,230 --> 00:58:01,090
Here--Here I come, son!

1248
00:58:02,930 --> 00:58:05,230
Stay away from my kid!

1249
00:58:05,270 --> 00:58:08,600
Olivia! Get down, honey!

1250
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,070
Mom! Dad!

1251
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,340
Wyatt, get down!

1252
00:58:11,370 --> 00:58:13,210
Get down!
Wyatt! Get down!

1253
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,970
Get down!

1254
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,780
Oh, my God.

1255
00:58:17,810 --> 00:58:19,480
Are you okay?
Are you okay?

1256
00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:21,780
Honey. Honey.

1257
00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:23,120
Dad!
Ho ho. My boy.

1258
00:58:23,150 --> 00:58:24,250
Mom!

1259
00:58:24,290 --> 00:58:26,420
Oh, thank God.

1260
00:58:30,290 --> 00:58:31,690
Why do you have
a military truck?

1261
00:58:31,730 --> 00:58:33,260
You know your mom.

1262
00:58:33,290 --> 00:58:34,590
She likes
everything big.

1263
00:58:34,630 --> 00:58:35,730
Yes, I do.

1264
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,630
You okay?
Are you all right?

1265
00:58:37,670 --> 00:58:39,270
Did you check yourself?
Are you bleeding anywhere?

1266
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,270
No, I'm good.
I'm good.

1267
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:41,570
What about
the others?

1268
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:42,570
Are they okay?

1269
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,070
They didn't make it.

1270
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:45,140
What?

1271
00:58:45,170 --> 00:58:48,270
I know. I know.

1272
00:58:48,310 --> 00:58:50,640
How on Earth
did you stay alive?

1273
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,550
This.

1274
00:58:54,580 --> 00:58:56,320
It's 'cause I sprayed
them with this,
and they hate it.

1275
00:58:56,350 --> 00:58:57,320
Just a fire
extinguisher?

1276
00:58:57,350 --> 00:58:59,050
No, honey. This is...

1277
00:58:59,090 --> 00:59:00,590
compressed nitrogen.

1278
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,220
Y-You have more of these?

1279
00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:03,460
That's the last one.

1280
00:59:05,030 --> 00:59:06,260
Nitrogen.

1281
00:59:06,290 --> 00:59:07,330
What?

1282
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:08,330
There's shops around here.

1283
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,100
Shop?
You want to shop?

1284
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:12,270
No, honey, this nitrogen,

1285
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:16,000
this is what almost killed me
this morning on the set.

1286
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,600
This is
gonna keep us alive.

1287
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,770
We gotta get
out of here.
We really gotta go.

1288
00:59:19,810 --> 00:59:22,310
Yeah, and even if we do,
these spiders aren't
just gonna let us leave.

1289
00:59:22,340 --> 00:59:25,680
Dad, we're gonna
have to fight.

1290
00:59:27,150 --> 00:59:29,650
And that's what
we're gonna do, son.

1291
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:34,990
Come on!

1292
00:59:41,430 --> 00:59:43,070
Ladies and Gentlemen,

1293
00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:46,070
just moments ago, the President
of the United States

1294
00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:49,170
declared the L.A. basin
a disaster zone.

1295
00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:52,570
I can tell you the situation
has gone from bad to worse.

1296
00:59:52,610 --> 00:59:56,180
The Santa Monica Mountains
continue to destabilize.

1297
00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,280
We're showing you
live footage from Malibu,

1298
00:59:58,310 --> 01:00:00,120
where the latest eruption
has occurred.

1299
01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:03,290
Several freeways
have been severely damaged,

1300
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,960
leading authorities to advise
everyone to stay in place.

1301
01:00:06,990 --> 01:00:10,930
This map shows the damage
spread across the L.A. basin,

1302
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,160
but in the midst
of all this chaos,

1303
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,960
there are selfless acts
of heroism

1304
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,970
as reported
by our own Lisa Miller.

1305
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,030
Uh, yeah. I just wanna say

1306
01:00:19,070 --> 01:00:21,500
that I wouldn't
be standing here if it
wasn't for Colton West.

1307
01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:23,210
He's a real-life
action hero.

1308
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,970
Well, I'm sure
he had some help.

1309
01:00:25,010 --> 01:00:26,780
Did you know he
used to be an actor?

1310
01:00:26,810 --> 01:00:28,440
Colton West,
he save my life.

1311
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,150
You super action.

1312
01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:31,650
Well, there you have it.

1313
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,550
In the stranger
than fiction category,

1314
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:35,550
and in the midst of
the biggest catastrophe

1315
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,220
this city
has ever seen,

1316
01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:39,520
a motion-picture
action hero

1317
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,990
might very well be
a real, live
action hero.

1318
01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:43,990
Back to you.

1319
01:00:44,030 --> 01:00:46,530
Thank you, Lisa. 
Has he lost his mind?

1320
01:00:46,530 --> 01:00:48,200
Who the hell's
calling here?

1321
01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:50,870
If it's a spider,
don't answer it.

1322
01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:53,840
Who is it?

1323
01:00:53,870 --> 01:00:56,000
It's Colton West.

1324
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,210
What?
What?!

1325
01:00:58,740 --> 01:01:01,380
Wyatt, Olivia,
get in here.
Come in here.

1326
01:01:01,410 --> 01:01:04,310
Oh, Colton.
Colton West, man,

1327
01:01:04,350 --> 01:01:06,480
you are all
over the news.

1328
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,550
Teddy, what are you
still doing here?

1329
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:10,920
We left the set
same time you did.

1330
01:01:10,950 --> 01:01:12,350
Then all hell
broke loose.

1331
01:01:12,390 --> 01:01:13,990
Freeways
are shut down,

1332
01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:15,860
and those spiders
are killing anything
that moves.

1333
01:01:15,890 --> 01:01:18,360
I know. There's no getting
in and out of L.A. now.

1334
01:01:18,390 --> 01:01:20,260
Well, our boys over
at the studio wings

1335
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:22,430
said that they have
some helicopters.

1336
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,030
They were supposed
to be on their way,

1337
01:01:24,070 --> 01:01:25,830
but they didn't show up,

1338
01:01:25,870 --> 01:01:28,100
and we haven't
been able to get ahold
of them since.

1339
01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:30,010
Bigger question is,
what are you doing here?

1340
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,510
I got a plan.
Heh heh.

1341
01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:35,010
You've always got
a plan, Colton West.

1342
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,950
Is this the original
Red Rocket?

1343
01:01:36,980 --> 01:01:38,380
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.

1344
01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:40,780
NASA made
that suit.

1345
01:01:40,820 --> 01:01:45,520
Ah, the days
of the big budgets.
Mm, mm, mm.

1346
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:49,060
Son, this suit, this helmet,
it paid for our house,

1347
01:01:49,090 --> 01:01:51,430
paid for the clothes
you're wearing, your education.

1348
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:55,530
Paid for everything.

1349
01:01:55,570 --> 01:01:57,370
So why do you
still keep 'em?

1350
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:00,540
Well--
Because I'm a sucker
for nostalgia.

1351
01:02:00,570 --> 01:02:01,570
Yeah.

1352
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,770
How you doing,
young man?

1353
01:02:03,810 --> 01:02:06,270
I always thought one day
we'd make a sequel.

1354
01:02:06,310 --> 01:02:09,210
Well, if things
ever get normal,
maybe he'll fly again.

1355
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:10,910
I wish we could all
fly away from here.

1356
01:02:10,950 --> 01:02:14,120
We're gonna make a break
for it, Colt. You with us?

1357
01:02:14,150 --> 01:02:15,480
No. You're not
going out there.

1358
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,090
I wouldn't count
on the military.

1359
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,820
They're sending in
a ground evac,

1360
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,720
but who knows when
that's gonna happen?

1361
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,320
So we're all
just sitting ducks?

1362
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,790
No, Ted,
I'm not a sitting duck,

1363
01:02:24,830 --> 01:02:26,830
and neither are you.
We're not giving up.

1364
01:02:26,860 --> 01:02:29,900
I love your attitude,
baby, but the fact is--

1365
01:02:29,930 --> 01:02:31,630
Marty, I've been
in this town for 30 years.

1366
01:02:31,670 --> 01:02:33,800
It has not killed me.
It's not gonna kill me now.

1367
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,970
Now, Wyatt said
this kept him alive.

1368
01:02:37,010 --> 01:02:39,740
Nitrogen. You used it
on the set today,
weren't you?

1369
01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:42,410
You used this on them?

1370
01:02:42,450 --> 01:02:44,110
Yeah.
It worked?

1371
01:02:44,150 --> 01:02:45,450
Son of a gun.

1372
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:46,850
Do you have
any more?

1373
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,180
How much
are we talking?

1374
01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,850
And what do you have
in mind, Colt?

1375
01:02:50,890 --> 01:02:53,720
I need a map of downtown.

1376
01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:58,990
All right.
This is their nest.

1377
01:02:59,030 --> 01:03:00,500
This is how
they get around.

1378
01:03:00,530 --> 01:03:02,600
This is where
they come out.

1379
01:03:02,630 --> 01:03:04,530
It's all over L.A.

1380
01:03:04,570 --> 01:03:07,500
Right here,
this large chamber,

1381
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:10,670
that's where
the queen is.

1382
01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:13,980
Okay.

1383
01:03:14,010 --> 01:03:16,040
If this map is accurate--
and it is--

1384
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,610
that's no more than
just a few blocks away.

1385
01:03:17,650 --> 01:03:18,850
That's right.

1386
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,320
Those canisters
of liquid nitrogen,

1387
01:03:21,350 --> 01:03:26,150
we need to wrap
bombs around them.
Can you do that?

1388
01:03:26,190 --> 01:03:28,860
I still have
a few dozen sticks
of C-4 around.

1389
01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:30,830
I don't see that
as a problem.

1390
01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:34,360
And we could
detonate them
by remote.

1391
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,960
Can you do that?

1392
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,030
Not a problem.

1393
01:03:38,070 --> 01:03:39,970
If we make enough
of these canisters

1394
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,710
and drop them down
in the open craters,

1395
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:45,710
then we can
detonate them,

1396
01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:49,880
and we can smoke
this queen right
out of the nest.

1397
01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:51,410
Can you do that?

1398
01:03:51,450 --> 01:03:53,750
Not a problem.
Not a problem.

1399
01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:56,750
I--I don't know much
about this sort
of thing,

1400
01:03:56,790 --> 01:03:58,520
but this queen,

1401
01:03:58,550 --> 01:04:00,520
she's gonna be
a lot bigger than
the others, right?

1402
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,190
Yeah,
she's gonna be huge.

1403
01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:04,360
And really pissed.

1404
01:04:04,390 --> 01:04:06,600
So, what,
we kill the queen?

1405
01:04:06,630 --> 01:04:08,560
Where does that
even get us?

1406
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,270
Oh, no, no.
What--What he's saying,

1407
01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:11,930
it's--it's
a hive mentality.

1408
01:04:11,970 --> 01:04:14,370
You see, um,
if you kill the queen,

1409
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,100
you kill them all.

1410
01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:18,270
It's--It's like
on the Insect Channel.

1411
01:04:18,310 --> 01:04:19,710
That's right.

1412
01:04:19,740 --> 01:04:22,680
I hate bugs.

1413
01:04:22,710 --> 01:04:24,950
Let's kill the bitch.

1414
01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:38,190
Ladies and gentlemen,

1415
01:04:38,230 --> 01:04:40,800
tonight I call upon you,

1416
01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:43,570
the good people
of the motion picture industry.

1417
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,970
It is you who works tirelessly

1418
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:51,370
12, 14, 16 hours a day...

1419
01:04:51,410 --> 01:04:54,910
giving pints and pints of
your blood for our great nation.

1420
01:04:54,940 --> 01:04:58,580
Yes, some might say
it's just entertainment,

1421
01:04:58,610 --> 01:05:00,320
but we know better.

1422
01:05:00,350 --> 01:05:02,250
Our movies are where
the hopes and dreams

1423
01:05:02,290 --> 01:05:04,590
of this great nation are born.

1424
01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:07,990
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm chagrined to say

1425
01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:10,490
that tonight might be
our last production,

1426
01:05:10,530 --> 01:05:12,990
but I beseech you,
please think another way.

1427
01:05:13,030 --> 01:05:16,130
Tonight is our opening night.

1428
01:05:16,170 --> 01:05:18,730
Tonight is the night
that we save our city,

1429
01:05:18,770 --> 01:05:22,140
our homes, our families,

1430
01:05:22,170 --> 01:05:24,440
that we believe in a tomorrow,

1431
01:05:24,470 --> 01:05:27,010
a tomorrow where the Lakers
have another threepeat.

1432
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,280
What about
the Clippers?

1433
01:05:28,310 --> 01:05:30,080
Clippers, too.

1434
01:05:30,110 --> 01:05:34,650
A tomorrow where the Kings
sip again from the Stanley Cup.

1435
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,250
What about
the Ducks?

1436
01:05:36,290 --> 01:05:38,020
The Ducks, too.

1437
01:05:38,050 --> 01:05:39,420
And a tomorrow
where the Dodgers,

1438
01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:43,330
only the Dodgers,
win the World Series.

1439
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,330
Ladies and gentlemen,

1440
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,800
tonight I ask you
to unify as a city,

1441
01:05:48,830 --> 01:05:51,130
above the line, below the line.

1442
01:05:51,170 --> 01:05:53,470
Tonight we draw the line.

1443
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,940
This is your city.

1444
01:05:54,970 --> 01:05:55,970
This is my city.

1445
01:05:56,010 --> 01:05:57,510
I was born in this city.

1446
01:05:57,540 --> 01:06:00,210
I'm gonna die in this city,
but not tonight!

1447
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,710
Viva Los Angelenos!

1448
01:06:04,980 --> 01:06:06,510
Viva Los Angelenos!

1449
01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:09,780
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, baby!

1450
01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:11,890
Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about, man!

1451
01:06:13,990 --> 01:06:15,890
Whoo! Whoo!

1452
01:06:19,130 --> 01:06:20,600
Al i run it off.
Okay.

1453
01:06:20,630 --> 01:06:21,830
All right.
I got this.

1454
01:06:21,860 --> 01:06:23,370
Colt. Colt.
Yeah, Marty.

1455
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,570
Yeah.
Listen.

1456
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:25,930
I've been thinking
about this.

1457
01:06:25,970 --> 01:06:27,570
Mm-hmm. Yeah?
The queen.

1458
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,840
You've gotta get
really close to take her out,

1459
01:06:29,870 --> 01:06:32,510
and bullets
aren't gonna do it.

1460
01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:34,110
You need an explosion,

1461
01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:36,280
and you know what happens
if she explodes?

1462
01:06:36,310 --> 01:06:38,210
It's a death wish
for anyone nearby.

1463
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:40,180
Okay. So let's
use a remote.

1464
01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:42,250
It's moving,
and it's very hot.

1465
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,890
Who's gonna
slap it on, anyway?

1466
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,450
And besides, remember,
this is C-4.

1467
01:06:45,490 --> 01:06:47,390
That stuff's
gonna go off by itself,

1468
01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,260
like it or not.
So how long?

1469
01:06:49,290 --> 01:06:52,790
10, 20 seconds tops.

1470
01:06:52,830 --> 01:06:54,600
Look, man, that was
a really good speech,

1471
01:06:54,630 --> 01:06:57,070
but, um--oh, oh,
okay, great speech,

1472
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,430
but we're gonna need
more than speeches.

1473
01:06:59,470 --> 01:07:02,570
Just make sure
those bombs go off.

1474
01:07:02,610 --> 01:07:04,570
Oh, we will.

1475
01:07:09,310 --> 01:07:12,980
You both just stay
here, and you'll
be safe, okay?

1476
01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:15,080
Okay.
And, Wyatt,

1477
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,050
I'm counting
on you, okay?

1478
01:07:17,090 --> 01:07:18,720
Okay.
You be a good boy.

1479
01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:19,720
I will.

1480
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,460
You watch your mother.

1481
01:07:21,490 --> 01:07:22,960
All right.

1482
01:07:22,990 --> 01:07:24,930
Promise me
you'll come back.

1483
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,260
I promise.

1484
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,900
Okay.

1485
01:07:28,930 --> 01:07:31,200
Don't worry.

1486
01:07:34,670 --> 01:07:36,240
And how 'bout you?

1487
01:07:36,270 --> 01:07:38,470
You want to go
to a Dodger game
when I come back?

1488
01:07:38,510 --> 01:07:39,740
Yeah.

1489
01:07:39,780 --> 01:07:41,440
Hate to interrupt
a family moment,

1490
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,340
but it's go time.

1491
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:45,310
Okay.
Okay.

1492
01:07:45,350 --> 01:07:46,350
All right.

1493
01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:50,150
I love you.

1494
01:07:51,550 --> 01:07:53,120
It's gonna be okay.

1495
01:08:05,030 --> 01:08:07,670
This is alpha.
We are nearing
the first drop.

1496
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,440
The first bomb is away.

1497
01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:23,120
Roger that.
This is Bravo team.

1498
01:08:23,150 --> 01:08:24,850
We're nearing
the second crater.

1499
01:08:32,430 --> 01:08:34,200
Two is away.
Repeat, two is away.

1500
01:08:34,230 --> 01:08:35,830
We'll show them,
stupid spider,

1501
01:08:35,870 --> 01:08:38,370
good kung fu
fighting technique.

1502
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,000
It is eerily quiet
on the streets of Los Angeles

1503
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,640
as the greater
metro area smolders

1504
01:08:43,670 --> 01:08:46,040
under the crippling
volcanic eruptions

1505
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,410
and the onslaught
of lavalantulas

1506
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,410
that have been thrust up
from their nest,

1507
01:08:50,450 --> 01:08:52,350
decimating everything
in their path.

1508
01:08:52,380 --> 01:08:54,520
Now the residents
that were evacuated earlier

1509
01:08:54,550 --> 01:08:56,850
are long gone,
hopefully to safety.

1510
01:08:56,890 --> 01:09:00,820
Those who remain are
hunkered down under martial law.

1511
01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:02,990
Let me tell you,
even though this small area

1512
01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:04,590
might seem safe for now,

1513
01:09:04,630 --> 01:09:07,860
no one inside the city
and the ring of fire are safe.

1514
01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:10,530
Rescue efforts are
still being hindered,

1515
01:09:10,570 --> 01:09:12,270
so all of these brave residents,

1516
01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:15,370
all they can do is
sit and wait and pray.

1517
01:09:18,410 --> 01:09:20,380
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.

1518
01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:33,050
Hey, man, I'm gonna
need some backup.

1519
01:09:33,090 --> 01:09:34,920
There's lots
of spiders here.

1520
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,360
Don't worry, Teddy.
Cavalry's
on its way.

1521
01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:48,200
All right, now.

1522
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:49,900
I'm here. Come on!

1523
01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:52,140
Come on! Come on!

1524
01:09:52,170 --> 01:09:55,280
I got something
for you and your mama!

1525
01:09:55,310 --> 01:09:58,080
Take that! Come on!

1526
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:03,950
Ah! Ah!

1527
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,220
I need some help here.

1528
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:09,320
I need some help!

1529
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:10,960
Full power.

1530
01:10:15,330 --> 01:10:17,470
Oh.

1531
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,700
Oh.

1532
01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:22,300
Hoo.

1533
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,440
Move it! Move it!
Oh, guys...

1534
01:10:28,610 --> 01:10:30,140
Come on,
come on, come on!

1535
01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,180
Teddy.
Come on!

1536
01:10:33,350 --> 01:10:34,380
Come on.

1537
01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:38,050
Come on,
you suckers.

1538
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,020
Come on.
Come on. Come on.

1539
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,470
What?
They're gone.

1540
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:54,340
Well, it worked,
didn't it?

1541
01:10:54,370 --> 01:10:55,970
Yeah.

1542
01:10:56,010 --> 01:10:57,670
Okay.
What's the plan, Colt?

1543
01:10:57,710 --> 01:10:59,270
Uh, you know
how we always say

1544
01:10:59,310 --> 01:11:01,640
that making a film
is like war?

1545
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,340
Yeah.
Yeah.

1546
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:05,980
Well, let's hope that this war
is like making a film.

1547
01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:07,320
What does that mean?

1548
01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:08,450
Means I need you
to plant those bombs.

1549
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:09,950
Okay, but what
does that mean?

1550
01:11:09,990 --> 01:11:11,550
Means I need you
to plant those bombs.

1551
01:11:11,590 --> 01:11:13,690
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Colton!

1552
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,890
Colt! Come back here, Colt .44!
Come back here!

1553
01:11:16,930 --> 01:11:19,490
Uh, your attention please.
Colton has gone rogue.

1554
01:11:19,530 --> 01:11:22,200
Everybody keep going.
The plan remains the same.

1555
01:11:22,230 --> 01:11:24,330
Repeat, it remains
the same, all right? Out.

1556
01:11:24,370 --> 01:11:25,900
What is he doing?

1557
01:11:25,930 --> 01:11:28,240
He's just being
your father.
I don't--

1558
01:11:28,270 --> 01:11:31,010
Keep moving, laddies.
We've got to win this one.

1559
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,740
Freedom!

1560
01:12:28,330 --> 01:12:29,330
Damn it!

1561
01:12:52,190 --> 01:12:55,420
Marty. Marty.
Come in, Marty.

1562
01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:57,230
There you are, man.

1563
01:12:57,260 --> 01:12:59,630
Hey, where are you?
Exactly where are you?

1564
01:12:59,660 --> 01:13:02,660
You'll know in a little bit.

1565
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:03,930
What's our status?

1566
01:13:03,970 --> 01:13:05,630
You got
those bombs planted?

1567
01:13:05,670 --> 01:13:06,670
Red 3 standing by.

1568
01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:08,240
Red 2 standing by.

1569
01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:09,800
Red 5 standing by.

1570
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,470
R2, shut up.
I'm busy, man.

1571
01:13:11,510 --> 01:13:12,910
Standing by, man.
Great.

1572
01:13:12,940 --> 01:13:14,840
I'm counting on you,
Marty.

1573
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,310
I'm counting on you.

1574
01:13:17,350 --> 01:13:18,780
We gonna be
all right, Colt.

1575
01:13:18,810 --> 01:13:20,680
You just make sure
you don't get dead.

1576
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:38,100
Colt, I really hope
you're there,

1577
01:13:38,130 --> 01:13:40,200
'cause if you've got a plan,
now's the time.

1578
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,100
Yeah, I got a plan.

1579
01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:43,200
It's go time.

1580
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,470
Go time?
Go where time?

1581
01:13:45,510 --> 01:13:46,870
What--Where are you?

1582
01:13:46,910 --> 01:13:49,510
I found a little party
I want to drop in on.

1583
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,160
Make some music, Teddy.

1584
01:14:02,190 --> 01:14:05,960
On my mark,
3, 2, 1.

1585
01:14:05,990 --> 01:14:07,430
We're rolling.

1586
01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:23,380
Oh.

1587
01:14:25,410 --> 01:14:26,980
One didn't go off.

1588
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:28,180
Push it again.

1589
01:14:28,220 --> 01:14:29,180
I'm pushing it.

1590
01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,020
Oh, my gosh.

1591
01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:35,090
Oh, my...

1592
01:14:36,590 --> 01:14:37,930
Load up.
Load up.

1593
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:41,100
- Yah!
- What the...

1594
01:14:41,130 --> 01:14:42,200
Yah!

1595
01:14:42,230 --> 01:14:43,760
Incoming!

1596
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,870
Incoming!
Let's go! Go! Go! Go!

1597
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,000
Go!
Take 'em out!

1598
01:14:48,470 --> 01:14:50,400
Over there.
Tighten the flank!

1599
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,340
Tighten the flank!
Don't let 'em through!

1600
01:14:52,370 --> 01:14:53,880
Hold 'em!

1601
01:14:53,910 --> 01:14:55,240
Back up. Back up!
Hold the line.

1602
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:58,010
Come on.
Hold the line!

1603
01:14:58,050 --> 01:14:59,880
Watch your flank!
Watch your flank, guys!

1604
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,780
Tighten it up!
Tighten it up!

1605
01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:03,650
That's it! Spray 'em!

1606
01:15:12,630 --> 01:15:14,860
Ah...

1607
01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:17,770
What we gonna do?
How am I gonna spray that, man?

1608
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,030
She's bigger than
the damn buildings.

1609
01:15:19,070 --> 01:15:21,170
Mama's home.

1610
01:15:23,670 --> 01:15:28,240
If anybody's got a Plan B,
uh, how 'bout now?

1611
01:15:33,620 --> 01:15:37,080
She's not just bad.
She's big.

1612
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:38,320
Really big.

1613
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:43,890
C-4 now.

1614
01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:46,430
Oh, you're kidding me.
What?

1615
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:48,000
Where the hell is it?

1616
01:15:48,030 --> 01:15:50,460
I know where it is.

1617
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,440
All right, Colt.

1618
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,840
Action.

1619
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:05,410
Unbelievable.

1620
01:16:05,450 --> 01:16:07,750
Let's hope this works.

1621
01:16:10,650 --> 01:16:11,650
Whoa!

1622
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,590
Go! Go!
Let's go!

1623
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:17,430
Go! Go!
Get out of here!

1624
01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:18,890
Run! Run!
Everybody, run!

1625
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:26,500
No. No, no, no!
No, no, no!

1626
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,270
Whoa! Ow!

1627
01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:29,870
Ow! Ow!

1628
01:16:33,210 --> 01:16:34,810
Steady. Come on, steady.

1629
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,040
Whoa. Ow! Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

1630
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,080
Ow!

1631
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,050
Oh ho. Okay.

1632
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:49,320
Ooh.

1633
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:50,520
Aah! Whoo!

1634
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,990
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
That's hot!

1635
01:16:52,030 --> 01:16:53,090
Ow!

1636
01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:57,330
Hi, baby.

1637
01:17:05,340 --> 01:17:07,610
Nice mouth.

1638
01:17:19,450 --> 01:17:21,160
And in breaking news,

1639
01:17:21,190 --> 01:17:23,160
while airlifts
are finally under way,

1640
01:17:23,190 --> 01:17:26,760
evacuating the rest
of the civilians from the area,

1641
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:30,200
one man and his ragtag team of--
and you're hearing this right--

1642
01:17:30,230 --> 01:17:33,500
film crew actually
devised a successful plan

1643
01:17:33,540 --> 01:17:35,500
to take down
the queen lavalantula

1644
01:17:35,540 --> 01:17:37,540
and send the rest
of these creatures back down

1645
01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:41,040
to their fiery home thousands
of feet below the city.

1646
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,510
That hero is none other
than Colton West,

1647
01:17:43,550 --> 01:17:46,750
who, against all odds,
risked life and limb

1648
01:17:46,780 --> 01:17:48,880
to save this still great city.

1649
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,220
And all that this reporter
can say,

1650
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:54,860
in the now infamous words
of Colton West, is nice job.

1651
01:18:04,570 --> 01:18:08,140
Oh, hey, buddy.
Come on. Come on.

1652
01:18:08,170 --> 01:18:09,140
Over here.

1653
01:18:09,170 --> 01:18:10,440
Hey, come on. Oh.

1654
01:18:10,470 --> 01:18:12,070
Come on.
Come on. We got you.

1655
01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:13,440
Oh, thank you.
We got you.

1656
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:14,610
Ho ho ho. Step up.

1657
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,540
You all right?
Yeah.

1658
01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:18,710
You still--Oh, yeah.
Aw, man. Ow!

1659
01:18:18,750 --> 01:18:19,910
Nice suit.
Yeah.

1660
01:18:19,950 --> 01:18:21,820
I'm really glad
you kept it.

1661
01:18:21,850 --> 01:18:23,650
You're welcome.
You're welcome.

1662
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,550
Dad!

1663
01:18:26,590 --> 01:18:28,890
Dad! Dad! Dad!

1664
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:30,390
I'm fine, my son.

1665
01:18:30,430 --> 01:18:32,230
Dad, I was watching
the news the whole time,

1666
01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:33,760
It was so cool!
My good boy.

1667
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:34,830
Oh, he's a good boy.

1668
01:18:34,860 --> 01:18:36,730
You are crazy.
Oh, yeah.

1669
01:18:36,770 --> 01:18:38,430
You know that?
Oh, yeah.

1670
01:18:38,470 --> 01:18:40,000
Honey, I really hurt.
I think I broke--

1671
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,740
Come on. Come on.
I think I broke my face.

1672
01:18:41,770 --> 01:18:43,070
Get him out of here.

1673
01:18:43,110 --> 01:18:44,670
Oh, I think--I gotta
go to the hospital.

1674
01:18:44,710 --> 01:18:45,770
But, Dad...
Yeah?

1675
01:18:45,810 --> 01:18:47,010
Dad, you did it.
Yeah. Yeah.

1676
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,140
The West family did it.

1677
01:18:48,180 --> 01:18:49,240
Yeah, we did it.
We all did.

1678
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,810
I think I did
a lot of it,

1679
01:18:50,850 --> 01:18:52,310
but I think
we did it together.

1680
01:18:52,350 --> 01:18:55,180
I smell a sequel
coming on.

1681
01:18:55,220 --> 01:18:57,490
"Red Rocket 2"?

1682
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,820
"Attack
of the Lavalantulas."

1683
01:18:58,850 --> 01:18:59,820
Ah.

1684
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:00,820
Everybody gets a suit.

1685
01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:01,990
I want a suit.

1686
01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:03,760
Well, you could
put me in mine.

1687
01:19:03,790 --> 01:19:04,990
Ooh, I like that.

1688
01:19:05,030 --> 01:19:06,330
Oh, yeah, baby.

1689
01:19:07,730 --> 01:19:08,700
Yeah. Aw, yeah.

1690
01:19:08,730 --> 01:19:11,030
Aw, yeah, baby.

1691
01:19:11,070 --> 01:19:12,830
♪ Red Rocket
in the house, yo ♪

1692
01:19:12,870 --> 01:19:15,100
We thinking about
all kinds of Red
Rocket products.

1693
01:19:15,140 --> 01:19:16,340
Yeah.
Red Rocket tacos.

1694
01:19:16,370 --> 01:19:18,170
Red Rocket lipstick.

1695
01:19:18,210 --> 01:19:19,470
Red Rocket lipstick.

1696
01:19:19,510 --> 01:19:21,110
Red Rocket burritos,
Red-ritos.

1697
01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:22,780
Red Rocket shoes.
Ha ha ha ha.

1698
01:19:22,810 --> 01:19:24,040
Red Rocket rockets.

1699
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,050
Red Rocket rockets.
Y-Yeah.

1700
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:29,850
...against the Mamalantula
and lavalantulas

1701
01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:33,320
have brought an end to
a chaotic and terrifying day.

1702
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:35,060
But many wonder aloud

1703
01:19:35,090 --> 01:19:38,130
if this is the last
we've seen of the lavalantulas.